[QUOTE=NBtarheel_33;420958]A: An unctuous emulsion.[/QUOTE]
Q: How do used car salesmen keep their hands moist?

A: That's why they pay us the big bucks.

[QUOTE=only_human;420967]A: That's why they pay us the big bucks.[/QUOTE]
Q: What was one doe's reply to the other doe when she said "You and I have stronger backs than all the other does" ?

A: Doh, a deer.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420980]

A: Doh, a deer.[/QUOTE]

Q:what are all the animals in family Cervidae .

A: Hey, you glueball !

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420982]Hey, you glueball ![/QUOTE]
Q: How do quarks greet each other?

A: As a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road.

[QUOTE=only_human;420983]Q: How do quarks greet each other?

A: As a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road.[/QUOTE]

Q: what did the crazy driver say in their driveway ?

A: Macdubhsithe

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420984]A: Macdubhsithe[/QUOTE]
Q: In a prehistoric hypothetical elven nudist colony, what would a male chromosome resemble after the genes were taken off?

A: Lay on. MacDuff.

[QUOTE=only_human;420985]Q: In a prehistoric hypothetical elven nudist colony, what would a male chromosome resemble after the genes were taken off?

A: Lay on. MacDuff.[/QUOTE]

Q:What command did Macbeth say to the Siol alpin.

A: Macbeth never met him.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420990]A: Macbeth never met him.[/QUOTE]Q: Will, did you know that I, the ever so humble Christopher Marlowe, met MacBeth?

A:You know I do believe in horroscopes.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;421001]A:You know I do believe in horroscopes.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is the first of many ridiculous that you say to continue the conversation while speaking to a pretty girl at a party?

A: Mind the gap.

[QUOTE=only_human;421008]A: Mind the gap.[/QUOTE]
Q: Which recorded safety announcement at underground train stations also functions as a reminder to some people not to reveal too much when they smile?

A: The dentist.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;421034]A: The dentist.[/QUOTE]Q: Which doctor, along with the proctologist and ob/gyn, stick their fingers places they shouldn't?

A: Brandywine.