[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420742]A: Ceres was first![/QUOTE]
Q: If the Little World Series were only played sequentially on dwarf planets in order of their discovery regardless of their initial nomenclature status and visits to these valuable commemorative event locations garnered tremendous bragging rights by our illustrious descendants, which location would get primary priority?

A: Yes

[QUOTE=only_human;420766]A: Yes[/QUOTE]
Q: Is the answer which you're about to give a bit of a blank cheque?

A: I can't remember.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420824]A: I can't remember.[/QUOTE]
Q: Did you consider yourself a genius before your football career?

A: That's the way it's supposed to work.

[QUOTE=only_human;420827]A: That's the way it's supposed to work.[/QUOTE]Q: You mean to tell me that cigarettes are responsible for the death of many of their users? What sort of product does that?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRtNMFfF-g"]Unforgettable[/URL]

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420854]Q: You mean to tell me that cigarettes are responsible for the death of many of their users? What sort of product does that?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRtNMFfF-g"]Unforgettable[/URL][/QUOTE]

Q: The quality of being what ameliorates the sadness of death?

A: To be or not to be...

[QUOTE=davar55;420873]A: To be or not to be...[/QUOTE]
Q: Which title would the mods have given this thread if they had been witty enough to think of it?

A: davar55 would be good at that.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420887]A: davar55 would be good at that.[/QUOTE]Q: Can you turn this cheese into aromatic sulpher compounds?

A: No! This exception proves that rule.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420894]A: No! This exception proves that rule.[/QUOTE]
Q: Doesn't the failure of trickle down economics to sustain a vigorous middle class prove that benefits granted to the prosperous remain primarily localized to the situations where they are directly applied and that as a rule prosperity dispersion does not hold for all cases and is therefore not a rule at all?

A: Terrible! And at these prices!

[QUOTE=only_human;420914]Q: Doesn't the failure of trickle down economics to sustain a vigorous middle class prove that benefits granted to the prosperous remain primarily localized to the situations where they are directly applied and that as a rule prosperity dispersion does not hold for all cases and is therefore not a rule at all?

A: Terrible! And at these prices![/QUOTE]

Q: How does free health care strike you as an ideal?

A: By getting your money's worth.

[QUOTE=davar55;420930]A: By getting your money's worth.[/QUOTE]
Q: If money is a collective dream that turns into a horror movie, how would you justify paying for the 3D version and startling your dates by grabbing their ankles when the music turns strident and the zombies come out?

A: That's what she said.

[QUOTE=only_human;420937]Q: If money is a collective dream that turns into a horror movie, how would you justify paying for the 3D version and startling your dates by grabbing their ankles when the music turns strident and the zombies come out?

A: That's what she said.[/QUOTE]

Q: My Titans are running just a little too warm.

A: An unctuous emulsion.