[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420494]A: Yeti.[/QUOTE]
Q: What did the humorous restaurant server hear a customer, who had dropped in for a tea break, saying which caused them to put on a gorilla suit and present themselves so-adorned at the customer's table?

A: I think you'd better rephrase that question.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420513]Q: What did the humorous restaurant server hear a customer, who had dropped in for a tea break, saying which caused them to put on a gorilla suit and present themselves so-adorned at the customer's table?

A: I think you'd better rephrase that question.[/QUOTE]

Q:how much do you weigh ?

A: 2204 pounds

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420517]A: 2204 pounds[/QUOTE]Q: How much money would you like to have gotten paid for a year's work in 1800?

A: What sort of question is that ?!?

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420521]A: What sort of question is that ?!?[/QUOTE]
Q: What do politicians say when asked questions that they can't or won't answer?

A: Duct tape.

[QUOTE=only_human;420542]A: Duct tape.[/QUOTE]Q: To what do you attribute the longevity of your marriage?

A: That 'special movie' they showed us during elementary school.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420604]A: That 'special movie' they showed us during elementary school.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is [I]Sex, Lies and Videotape[/I], and no, this actually predates the Clinton Administration.

A: [URL="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/12/30/the-deadliest-day-of-the-year-is-almost-upon-us/"]Natural causes[/URL]

[QUOTE=only_human;420612]A: Natural causes[/QUOTE]Q: So what [I][U]will[/U][/I] this life insurance pay on?

A: 2016

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420726]A: 2016[/QUOTE]
Q: When will insurance companies start combining exclusion categories into a catchall category of [I]manmade acts of a war god[/I]?

A: Double indemnity

[QUOTE=only_human;420727]Q: When will insurance companies start combining exclusion categories into a catchall category of [I]manmade acts of a war god[/I]?

A: Double indemnity[/QUOTE]

Q:what would the opposite of double jeopardy be ?

A: I'm doing a frontside 1.570796...... now isn't that rad.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420728]A: I'm doing a frontside 1.570796...... now isn't that rad.[/QUOTE]
Q: What do you get when you glue a calculator to a hoverboard, do a half rotation and staple yourself to a chicken?

A: Afluenza

[QUOTE=only_human;420738]A: Afluenza[/QUOTE]Q: What is the most common medical compliant of the twitterati?

A: Ceres was first!