[QUOTE=kladner;420334]A: As the numbers of pirates have declined, global ocean temperatures have risen.[/QUOTE]Q: Can you show how long term trends may show correlation, without showing causation?

A: Ninjas! Obviously the correct answer!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420336]A: Ninjas! Obviously the correct answer![/QUOTE]
Q: The clue for 7-across is: "Jan Sin, confused, indicates disguised ancient Japanese assassins" and I've written "Ninjas", but is that correct?

A: No, that should read "checkmate".

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420373]Q: The clue for 7-across is: "Jan Sin, confused, indicates disguised ancient Japanese assassins" and I've written "Ninjas", but is that correct?

A: No, that should read "checkmate".[/QUOTE]

Q: Does this mean I can pay by cashman?

A: A truly capitalistic economic system.

[QUOTE=davar55;420383]A: A truly capitalistic economic system.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is "Heaven?"

A: Follow the yellow brick road.

[QUOTE=only_human;420384]Q: What is "Heaven?"

A: Follow the yellow brick road.[/QUOTE]Q: What do the directions from the Pearly Gates to the Great Mansion in the Sky[SUP][SIZE="1"]TM[/SIZE][/SUP] say?

A: But mother said it was OK!!!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420395]A: But mother said it was OK!!![/QUOTE]
Q: Did you think that affluenza was a valid reason to break probation?

A: That worm is intentionally there.

[QUOTE=only_human;420397]
A: That worm is intentionally there.[/QUOTE]

Q: Eeeewww! What is this caterpillar doing in my mezcal?

A: He is muy tranquilo.

[QUOTE=kladner;420400]Q: Eeeewww! What is this caterpillar doing in my mezcal?

A: He is muy tranquilo.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/339984"]But how does the cow feel about boozing up to make a tastier steak?[/URL]

A: Oh about two and a half pounds.

[QUOTE=only_human;420473]Q: [URL="http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/339984"]But how does the cow feel about boozing up to make a tastier steak?[/URL]

A: Oh about two and a half pounds.[/QUOTE]

Q: What might a stupid person say a kilogram is ?

A: 1 cord.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420474]A: 1 cord.[/QUOTE]
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: By the seashore.

[QUOTE=only_human;420475]A: By the seashore.[/QUOTE]Q: What did the dyslexic do at the shell shop?

A: Yeti.