[QUOTE=chalsall;420241]A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.[/QUOTE]Q: Will the chemo make my hair fall out?

A: Why yes dear you do have a big burro.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420261]A: Why yes dear you do have a big burro.[/QUOTE]
Q: Pepe can make enough tacos and burritos to feed the whole village.

A: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[QUOTE=only_human;420268]A: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.[/QUOTE]Q: Hi, I'm Shirley, and I want to know if you are in a serious relationship with another girl, because if not can I call your phone number?

A: Don't you ever ask me that question again, you horrible despicable person you, that is disgusting!

[QUOTE=chalsall;420241]Q: (Said to my boss): "OK, /this/ has happened [pointing to a very bad haircut]. Would it be taken the wrong way if I shaved my head?

A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.[/QUOTE]

Q: Did the chemo fail?

A: Good news? (answer an A with an A)

[QUOTE=retina;420269]A: Don't you ever ask me that question again, you horrible despicable person you, that is disgusting![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;420272]A: Good news? (answer an A with an A)[/QUOTE]
Q: Are you menstruating, right now?

A: Back off, man; I'm a scientist
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[QUOTE=only_human;420279]...
A: Back off, man; I'm a scientist
[/QUOTE]

Q: What did the now grown geek say to the old bully?

A: Usually, between May and July.

[QUOTE=davar55;420286]Q: What did the now grown geek say to the old bully?

A: Usually, between May and July.[/QUOTE]
Q: When is the best time to date a girl named June?

A:Wake me up when September ends.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420289]A:Wake me up when September ends.[/QUOTE]
Q: When do you want a wake-up call prior to the election?

A: Actually the last ice age killed all the earthworms in North America.

[QUOTE=only_human;420290]A: Actually the last ice age killed all the earthworms in North America.[/QUOTE]
Q: What role did earthworms play in the development of an environment in California 5000 years ago in which individual bristlecone pines could take root and still be thriving to this day?

A: Catastrophe Theory

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420326]A: Catastrophe Theory[/QUOTE]
Q: Other than Chaos Theory, if bifurcations exist, where else might Fegenbaum's constants apply?

A: [CENTER]{
It is certain,
It is decidedly so,
Without a doubt,
Yes, definitely,
You may rely on it,
As I see it, yes,
Most likely,
Outlook good,
Yes,
Signs point to yes,
Reply hazy try again,
Ask again later,
Better not tell you now,
Cannot predict now,
Concentrate and ask again,
Don't count on it,
My reply is no,
My sources say no,
Outlook not so good,
Very doubtful
}[/CENTER]

[QUOTE=only_human;420333]Q: Other than Chaos Theory, if bifurcations exist, where else might Fegenbaum's constants apply?

A: [CENTER]{
It is certain,
It is decidedly so,
Without a doubt,
Yes, definitely,
You may rely on it,
As I see it, yes,
Most likely,
Outlook good,
Yes,
Signs point to yes,
Reply hazy try again,
Ask again later,
Better not tell you now,
Cannot predict now,
Concentrate and ask again,
Don't count on it,
My reply is no,
My sources say no,
Outlook not so good,
Very doubtful
}[/CENTER]
[/QUOTE]

Q: Do you really rely on that silly Super 8 Ball for guidance?

A: As the numbers of pirates have declined, global ocean temperatures have risen.