[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419908]Q: Can you help me understand patience?

A: Sticking the landing.[/QUOTE]
Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419910]Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.[/QUOTE]
Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.

[QUOTE=only_human;419915]Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420005]Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.[/QUOTE]

Q: Do some members change thread titles at will?

A: That skunk should have died.

[QUOTE=kladner;420017]A: That skunk should have died.[/QUOTE]Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420036]Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.[/QUOTE]

Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me!

[QUOTE=kladner;420039]Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me![/QUOTE]Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420048]Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.[/QUOTE]
Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420086]Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://hiphopdx.com/interviews/id.2825/title.martin-shkreli-plans-to-bail-out-bobby-shmurda"]Isn't anyone concerned about Martin Shkreli's ambitions to boost rap music to the cultural acme of Shakespeare?[/URL]

A: That's the kind of help that hurts.

[QUOTE=only_human;420111]Q: [URL="http://hiphopdx.com/interviews/id.2825/title.martin-shkreli-plans-to-bail-out-bobby-shmurda"]Isn't anyone concerned about Martin Shkreli's ambitions to boost rap music to the cultural acme of Shakespeare?[/URL]

A: That's the kind of help that hurts.[/QUOTE]
Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420240]Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?[/QUOTE]

Q: (Said to my boss): "OK, /this/ has happened [pointing to a very bad haircut]. Would it be taken the wrong way if I shaved my head?

A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.