[QUOTE=kladner;419669]:goodposting:

Q: Why do you keep missing your mouth with the fork?

A: Somewhere over the rainbow.[/QUOTE]
Q: Where will we be if all the rainbow sensitivity training eventually works?

A: Some days are just that way.

[QUOTE=only_human;419670]Q: Where will we be if all the rainbow sensitivity training eventually works?

A: Some days are just that way.[/QUOTE]Q: Did you see that on the calendar Mom circled some numbers in red, why Dad?

A: Cause deep down, they are really nice people.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419687]Q: Did you see that on the calendar Mom circled some numbers in red, why Dad?

A: Cause deep down, they are really nice people.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why should we welcome more refugees?

A: I [B]Told[/B] you not to play with [B]That[/B] [B]Thing.[/B]

[QUOTE=kladner;419688]Q: Why should we welcome more refugees?

A: I [B]Told[/B] you not to play with [B]That[/B] [B]Thing.[/B][/QUOTE]
Q: I had to wash the bedsheets and now the knob on the washing machine has come off. What do I do?

A: You'd better say "sorry".

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419708]Q: I had to wash the bedsheets and now the knob on the washing machine has come off. What do I do?

A: You'd better say "sorry".[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bomb-agrabah-poll_56746d70e4b06fa6887d5612"]After ignorantly and blithely choosing to bomb Agrabah, what should we do to make it all better?[/URL]

A: Terrible! And at these prices!

[QUOTE=only_human;419710]Q: [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bomb-agrabah-poll_56746d70e4b06fa6887d5612"]After ignorantly and blithely choosing to bomb Agrabah, what should we do to make it all better?[/URL]

A: Terrible! And at these prices![/QUOTE]

Q: Didn't that play bomb, or how was it really?

A: Oh frabjous day !

[QUOTE=davar55;419723]Q: Didn't that play bomb, or how was it really?

A: Oh frabjous day ![/QUOTE]
Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.

[QUOTE=only_human;419769]Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.[/QUOTE]Q; What was the cause of Miss Piggy's death?

A: It's not easy being green.

[QUOTE=only_human;419769]Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why do I never get Monty Python references?

A: British humour versus American humor.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419805]Q; What was the cause of Miss Piggy's death?

A: It's not easy being green.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why is envy unenviable?

A: Virtue.

[QUOTE=davar55;419806]A: British humour versus American humor.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;419807]A: Virtue.[/QUOTE]Q: Can you help me understand patience?

A: Sticking the landing.