[QUOTE=kladner;419631]Q: Can I tell my boss's boss that he is a fat bloated EediOt?

A: Go ask your mother.[/QUOTE]Q: Are you my father?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEjyBFncuQ"]Kristen Schaal is a horse[/URL].

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419632]Q: Are you my father?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEjyBFncuQ"]Kristen Schaal is a horse[/URL].[/QUOTE]
Q: While considering a remake of Uncle Ben's Farmyard Courthouse for the BBC, besides learning that at least one comedian is an aerobic savant, what else did we learn?

A: To rule the galaxy together as father and son.

[QUOTE=only_human;419634]Q: While considering a remake of Uncle Ben's Farmyard Courthouse for the BBC, besides learning that at least one comedian is an aerobic savant, what else did we learn?

A: To rule the galaxy together as father and son.[/QUOTE]

Q: What do you want to do, Darth?

A: Catfish are found everywhere.

[QUOTE=kladner;419637]Q: What do you want to do, Darth?

A: Catfish are found everywhere.[/QUOTE]
Q: I seem to have been stung on my hand while cleaning the toilet. How could that have happened?

A: Because the neighbours are coming round for coffee.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419638]Q: I seem to have been stung on my hand while cleaning the toilet. How could that have happened?

A: Because the neighbours are coming round for coffee.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?
A: From an egg.

[QUOTE=LaurV;419642]Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?
A: From an egg.[/QUOTE]
Q: Where do many good recipes start?
[QUOTE]
[url]http://livingincinema.com/2012/12/16/lost-in-america-1985/[/url]
David: Oh, God. I guess this was my fault. That’s what I’m thinking. Maybe I just didn’t explain the nest egg well enough. If you had understood… you know, it’s a very sacred thing the nest egg, and if you’d understood the Nest Egg Principle, as we will now call it in the first of many lectures that you will have to get, because if we are to ever acquire another nest egg, we both have to understand what it means. The egg is a protector, like a god, and we sit under the nest egg… and we are protected by it. Without it? No protection! Want me to go on? It pours rain. Hey, the rain drops on the egg and falls off the side. Without the egg? Wet! It’s over. But you didn’t understand it and that’s why we’re where we are.

[url]http://youtu.be/EEGbL_DR_Ng[/url]
[YouTube]EEGbL_DR_Ng[/YouTube]
[/QUOTE]

A: You just put your lips together and... blow.

[QUOTE=only_human;419644]Q: Where do many good recipes start?

A: You just put your lips together and... blow.[/QUOTE]Q: How can I get air inside this brightly coloured rubber contraption?

A: Dingos got my baby.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419650]Q: How can I get air inside this brightly coloured rubber contraption?

A: Dingos got my baby.[/QUOTE]
Q: In what movie did we finally learn the limits of Meryl Streep's character voicing talents?

A: I'm just getting started.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419650]Q: How can I get air inside this brightly coloured rubber contraption?

A: Dingos got my baby.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why did you cut your Outback trek short?

A: Compensation varies.


[QUOTE]Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?[/QUOTE]

Heh heh! Good one! :tu:

[QUOTE=only_human;419655]Q: In what movie did we finally learn the limits of Meryl Streep's character voicing talents?

A: I'm just getting started.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=kladner;419656]Q: Why did you cut your Outback trek short?

A: Compensation varies.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why aren't you getting on with that claim form, and how much money do you think we'll get?

A: My bifocals might explain that.

:goodposting:

Q: Why do you keep missing your mouth with the fork?

A: Somewhere over the rainbow.