[QUOTE=Brian-E;419563]Q: What are you doing in the Lounge? I recommended you to be Soap Box moderator.

A: Mind your own business![/QUOTE]Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419575]Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079367/quotes?item=qt2147643"]Who knew that having a special purpose could be so much fun?[/URL]

A: Only in your dreams.

[QUOTE=only_human;419579]A: Only in your dreams.[/QUOTE]Q: Will finding a new Mersenne Prime make me famous?

A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you idiot.

[QUOTE]A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you [fat, bloated] EediOt. [/QUOTE] fixed that for you.

Q: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ren_%26_Stimpy_Show"]Ren[/URL], do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy! :smile:

[QUOTE=kladner;419582]fixed that for you.

Q: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ren_%26_Stimpy_Show"]Ren[/URL], do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy! :smile:[/QUOTE]
Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.

[QUOTE=only_human;419596]Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419613]Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.[/QUOTE]Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419621]Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.[/QUOTE]
Q: What regional dysmorphism makes motorcycle riding difficult?

A: That's what she said.

[QUOTE=only_human;419623]A: That's what she said.[/QUOTE]Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.

[QUOTE=retina;419629]Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.[/QUOTE]
Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.

[QUOTE=only_human;419630]Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.[/QUOTE]

Q: Can I tell my boss's boss that he is a fat bloated EediOt?

A: Go ask your mother.