What is the question?
 

A question and an answer, but you answered the next person's question.

Q: .....
A: A terrible Thanksgiving

Carnac the Magnificent: Three Dog Night & Mount Baldy on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show 7:02
[url]http://youtu.be/lRTtLvKAKgk[/url]
[YouTube]lRTtLvKAKgk[/YouTube]

Q: What do you get when you send a turkey to Washington?
A: Sixty seconds

[QUOTE=only_human;417592]Q: What do you get when you send a turkey to Washington?
A: Sixty seconds[/QUOTE]

Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
A:3.14159 2653589 79323846264 338327 95028841 97169399 ...

[QUOTE=science_man_88;417593]Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
A:3.14159 2653589 79323846264 338327 95028841 97169399 ...[/QUOTE]
Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;417593]Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
A:3.14159 2653589 79323846264 338327 95028841 97169399 ...[/QUOTE]

Q: What is one approximation to the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter?
A: Cherry pie.

[QUOTE=only_human;417595]Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.[/QUOTE]

Q: What was a first attempt to boil rice?
A: A big pick-em-up.

[QUOTE=only_human;417595]Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;417596]Q: What is one approximation to the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter?
A: Cherry pie.[/QUOTE]
Q: what do you get when you mix this thread with an oven ?
A: 450 gallons per hour.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;417598]Q: what do you get when you mix this thread with an oven ?
A: 450 gallons per hour.[/QUOTE]

Q: What is a lot of water under a bridge?
A: A questionable question.

[QUOTE=davar55;417600]Q: What is a lot of water under a bridge?
A: A questionable question.[/QUOTE]
Q: What does "fugly" mean after seven beers?
A: 1000 Clowns

[QUOTE=only_human;417602]Q: What does "fugly" mean after seven beers?
A: 1000 Clowns[/QUOTE]

Q: How many fit in a bus?
A: Just another game show.

One of my favorite Carnac lines:

A: Siss-boom-bah

Q. What is the sound made by an exploding sheep?

Edit:

I misremembered that. You can find a list of Carnac quotes [URL="http://www.nightscribe.com/politics/carnacquotes.htm"]here[/URL].