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[QUOTE=MattcAnderson;414805]
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I have always wondered why people drive on parkways and park on driveways.
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Matt[/QUOTE]
Because we toast, "Here's to you!" and drink it ourselves...

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Amusing fake quotes for real headlines
 

[URL="http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-missile-test-20151108-story.html"]UFO scares are the price we pay for secret missile tests, expert says[/URL]

"Aliens say they will stop scaring us if we stop secretly testing missiles against their spacecraft."

Hi Math People

Here is a cow.

Regards

Matt

[QUOTE=MattcAnderson;415470]Hi Math People

Here is a cow.

Regards

Matt[/QUOTE]

Oh, PLEASE! Don't have a COW! :wink:

[QUOTE=MattcAnderson;415470]Hi Math People

Here is a cow.

[/QUOTE]
Here is LaurV, how can we help you?

[QUOTE=LaurV;415493]Here is LaurV, how can we help you?[/QUOTE]
This one is not sure, but maybe the [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we"]royal we[/URL] also needs "Here are LaurV."

On the other this could be what Grammar Girl calls the "[URL="http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/the-royal-we?page=all"]urban we[/URL]."
[QUOTE]The we used when a person suggests completing a task that he or she can easily accomplish to someone else, with no real intention of helping out: “We should clean off the sidewalk.” - See more at: [url]http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/the-royal-we?page=all#sthash.9az0f3E9.dpuf[/url][/QUOTE]

We like tassels and ribbons :ross:

No royal we here!
"Hello math people, here is a cow"
"Here is LaurV [from math people], how can we [math people] help you?"

When I answer to the phone I say, "<my name> from <my company>, how can we [my company, which the caller dialed] help you?"
:leaving::razz:

Then that could be the totally cool inclusive we as in:
[QUOTE]I’m a fan of the inclusive we (as in we all struggle with this writing thing) - See more at: [url]http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/the-royal-we?page=all#sthash.kSfCShxD.dpuf[/url][/QUOTE]
or when the Lone Ranger says: "It looks like we are surrounded."

"Houston, there may be a snake in this space suit..." "Your call is very important to us. Please hold." Movie tie-in: Snakes in a space suit; no one can hear us squeam." :ross: :snake1:

I say *grinz*