[QUOTE=kladner;427977]I had a teacher whose married name was 'Hockersmith'.[/QUOTE][url]http://i.imgur.com/y5xt0BQ.gif[/url]

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So, Americans also have empty PET bottles and mounds of rubbish along their streets... Now you killed my dreams... :razz:
edit, No, wait, is that a WV Beetle behind? :w00t:

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Nice! Perhaps it is worth having a thread specifically for noteworthy memorial plaques from around the world.

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Wow! Lots of energy in that spinning thing.

Newborn babies AREN'T beautiful
 

Just got my first picture of my baby niece, and I'm glad to have a new baby niece, I'll love her to death. But...as a newborn...she ain't pretty. Truth is a pretty newborn is like a hen's tooth, they're pretty damn rare.

When I was born, I wasn't pretty, either. If you told Rush Limbaugh that Hillary Clinton would make a good president while Mr. Clinton was still president, you'd basically get the visual of what I looked like as a newborn, except quite a bit uglier.

Newborns tend to look like aliens or old men. Sometimes they look like that, plus really red, which I guess is a bonus. We all coo over them and say how beautiful they are and how they're God's little miracle(that last part is true, btw) but secretly, we're thinking,"Damn, I'll be glad when that kid grows up and I stop thinking his touch will heal my paper cut." (ET movie reference).

Am I the only one who thinks this?

[QUOTE=jasong;428494]Just got my first picture of my baby niece, and I'm glad to have a new baby niece, I'll love her to death. But...as a newborn...she ain't pretty. Truth is a pretty newborn is like a hen's tooth, they're pretty damn rare.

When I was born, I wasn't pretty, either. If you told Rush Limbaugh that Hillary Clinton would make a good president while Mr. Clinton was still president, you'd basically get the visual of what I looked like as a newborn, except quite a bit uglier.

Newborns tend to look like aliens or old men. Sometimes they look like that, plus really red, which I guess is a bonus. We all coo over them and say how beautiful they are and how they're God's little miracle(that last part is true, btw) but secretly, we're thinking,"Damn, I'll be glad when that kid grows up and I stop thinking his touch will heal my paper cut." (ET movie reference).

Am I the only one who thinks this?[/QUOTE]Far from it.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.