[QUOTE=R.D. Silverman;370932]hit enter twice????[/QUOTE]

You are easier to play than a fiddle.

[QUOTE=R.D. Silverman;370933]I stuck up for you the other day!

Someone told me that you like to blow dead goats.

I told that person that they were wrong!!!

I saw them moving.[/QUOTE]Nice!

[QUOTE=chalsall;370934]You are easier to play than a fiddle.[/QUOTE]You won't shout as I fiddle about. Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle ...

You's so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom instead of slapping you.

[QUOTE=TheMawn;370959]You's so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom instead of slapping you.[/QUOTE]
Well your so ugly that your father slapped the doctor.
:ouch:

Q: Was "Altruistic" in the original title of this thread, or is it just being neglected?

[QUOTE=cheesehead;371000]Q: Was "Altruistic" in the original title of this thread, or is it just being neglected?[/QUOTE]

The title's first word went from "Artistic" to "Autistic" to "Altruistic".

[QUOTE=Mini-Geek;371007]The title's first word went from "Artistic" to "Autistic" to "Altruistic".[/QUOTE]

UK readers are still wondering in what way the first 2 of those differ ... "you must be so proud of your son, 'e's so a['r' bizarrely mispronounced like a 'u' following an 'a']tistically inclined..."

Being trapped on a small island does funny things to you ... "'Is you talkin' to yer footba again, Pete?" Poor Pete, 'e never recovered from Cheltenham's devastating late-goal loss to Middleoftheupperlowerpartsextonbury.

[QUOTE=ewmayer;371014]UK readers are still wondering in what way the first 2 of those differ ...[/QUOTE]

Some US readers may still be wondering how any of the first three variants differ in meaning.

Most understand the fourth, however, because they're constantly told they need to buy the drugs advertised to alleviate the symptoms ("Warning: May cause anal leakage. In rare cases death has been observed. Consult your doctor.").

[QUOTE=chalsall;371023]Some US readers may still be wondering how any of the first three variants differ in meaning.

Most understand the fourth, however, because they're constantly told they need to buy the drugs advertised to alleviate the symptoms ("Warning: May cause anal leakage. In rare cases death has been observed. Consult your doctor.").[/QUOTE]

Really I couldn't until I looked it up because it's spelled wrong. I'm in school to try to go into pharmacy as well.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;371142]Really I couldn't until I looked it up because it's spelled wrong. I'm in school to try to go into pharmacy as well.[/QUOTE]Correct. Some of these supermods couldn't spell "wrong" (or "arthritic" for that matter) if it was correctly tattooed on one of their hands.