Job Opening!
 

We have a position open here at mersenneforum.org that needs to be filled.

We are looking for someone who has good "creative" visual skills. There is no need to know how to draw or do computer stuff beyond basic web surfing and email.

The job is one that has no schedule or timeline. It could be five minutes a day or 20 minutes a month.

A good sense of humor is required and knowledge of obscure trivia is a plus.

The pay is the same that regular moderators receive.

Please apply via PM.

Thanks!

:cat:

What happens? Some gerbil/snake/etc left? Was fired? Died? :sad:

We would apply, but we are really bad with "creative visual" skills... We think you need someone younger... Sorry... OTOH, if you think we can help with something (like a punctual task, well defined), just say so, and we may be able to help. If not, we are not shy to say we don't know or are not able to fulfill...

I visit the forum t least three times a day.
My graphical skills are too tighted to the logical path, so maybe I'm not "creative" enough.
And I am not so young anymore (have I ever been?).
And my mothertongue is not English, so I might fail to get some word puzzles the right way.

But if you need someone strongly pursuing his mission, and GIMPS addicted since 1997, here I am: my time is actually shared among looking a job, advancing GIMPS projects and following Mersenneforum.

Luigi

Is there any chance that the both of you want to work together on this incredibly awesome adventure?

:busted:

Why is everyone being so coy? What is this "job"? Is it a bank job and you all don't want to spill the beans or tip off the cops? If it is a blow ... oh, nevermind :redface:

Obscure job. Obscure requirements. Obscure results.

Really, what is it? :razz:

[QUOTE=Xyzzy;366063]Is there any chance that the both of you want to work together on this incredibly awesome adventure?[/QUOTE]
Do you want to "latinize" the forum? hehe... Be careful not to feel sorry later!:smile:

[QUOTE=retina;366066]...If it is a blow ... oh, nevermind :redface:[/QUOTE]
[YOUTUBE]HYJCHoEDNgs[/YOUTUBE]
(it is decent, don't be afraid of the title. It's an eye opener! ...for some)

[QUOTE=Xyzzy;366063]Is there any chance that the both of you want to work together on this incredibly awesome adventure?

:busted:[/QUOTE]

We worked together fair well in the past, I think we may as well now... :smile:
At least, that's what I felt...

Luigi

The job has been filled!

:ouch:

[QUOTE=Xyzzy;366338]The job has been filled![/QUOTE]

Who's the new [STRIKE]victim[/STRIKE] [FONT=Impact]Honored Employee[/FONT], and what is the job?

[QUOTE=kladner;366340]Who's the new [STRIKE]victim[/STRIKE] [FONT=Impact]Honored Employee[/FONT], and what is the job?[/QUOTE]

That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me.
However, I am not a non-discriminant killer, three conditions must be fulfilled:
1. the person who will die must worth his/her fate. This is for me to decide, I won't kill someone who I consider innocent. OTOH, I might kill some guy for free if he is really so bad... no arguing thinking about...
2. money should match the target. I would kill few people here for a couple of bucks, but if you want some tough guy dead, as a president or a mafia head, then you have to part off your millions... Also, the price goes in reverse with the guilt. For the right money, I might kill some innocent guy. But if innocent, price will be quite high, and he must be Russian :razz:
3. no kids. Regardless their guilt, or habits, or the fact that (at least one who I know) I would want to kill them everyday 10 times.

and I edited my post, for those who clicked the "reply" to early.

because I can. :razz:

[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me.
However, I am not a non-discriminant killer, three conditions must be fulfilled:
1. the person who will die must worth his/her fate. This is for me to decide, I won't kill someone who I consider innocent. OTOH, I might kill some guy for free if he is really so bad... no arguing thinking about...
2. money should match the target. I would kill few people here for a couple of bucks, but if you want some tough guy dead, as a president or a mafia head, then you have to part off your millions... Also, the price goes in reverse with the guilt. For the right money, I might kill some innocent guy. But if innocent, price will be quite high, and he must be Russian :razz:
3. no kids. Regardless their guilt, or habits, or the fact that (at least one who I know) I would want to kill them everyday 10 times.[/QUOTE]

How much do I pay you to have protection? :razz:

[QUOTE=kracker;366344]How much do I pay you to have protection? :razz:[/QUOTE]
Oh no, that is a too complicate job for us. We are very sorry. That is more like mafia style, it requires a "distribution network", or how it is called, a lot of people and machinery to go around, take care, watch the things, watch the good guys, the bad guys... That is a 24/7 hours job, like factoring integers... We are more like a troubleshooter, punctual job. We work when we like. Hooper style, we come, we eat we go...

[edit: and what the hack you need protection for? With your DC fire power, I need protection from you!]

[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me. [/QUOTE]Have you seen the original "[URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068931"]The Mechanic[/URL]"?

Well, LaurV, never, [B]never[/B] tell an Italian amateur mathematician that he doesn't [COLOR="Red"]count[/COLOR]! :judge: It may turn out that you get into his list...

Yeah, ok, boys there has been a bit too much xlush round here lately...

[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me.[/QUOTE]Sorry, no PMs since I wouldn't want to make the NSAs job too hard. Target no. 1 is Mini-me. He's driving me nuts, the little bugger. Just take care of it for me okay. He [strike]likes[/strike] [strike]loves[/strike] [strike]adores[/strike] [u]worships[/u] chocolate so if you paint a van with "Free chocolate here" on the side that should be enough of a lure (there, I've already done half your work for you already).[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]<Rules, conditions, blah blah blah>[/QUOTE]Payment is the opportunity to interview for a position here as one of my minions.

[QUOTE=LaurV;366345]
[edit: and what the hack you need protection for? With your DC fire power, I need protection from you!][/QUOTE]

[URL="https://www.gpu72.com/reports/workers/dc/graph/2-11/"]F that[/URL]!

EDIT: Soon Chuck Norris and Curtis Cooper will fear him! :razz:

Can you kill animals cheaper? [URL="http://mersenneforum.org/avatars/avatar12786_1.gif"]There is one[/URL] that I...

How much?