[QUOTE=kladner;366340]Who's the new [STRIKE]victim[/STRIKE] [FONT=Impact]Honored Employee[/FONT], and what is the job?[/QUOTE]

That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me.
However, I am not a non-discriminant killer, three conditions must be fulfilled:
1. the person who will die must worth his/her fate. This is for me to decide, I won't kill someone who I consider innocent. OTOH, I might kill some guy for free if he is really so bad... no arguing thinking about...
2. money should match the target. I would kill few people here for a couple of bucks, but if you want some tough guy dead, as a president or a mafia head, then you have to part off your millions... Also, the price goes in reverse with the guilt. For the right money, I might kill some innocent guy. But if innocent, price will be quite high, and he must be Russian :razz:
3. no kids. Regardless their guilt, or habits, or the fact that (at least one who I know) I would want to kill them everyday 10 times.

and I edited my post, for those who clicked the "reply" to early.

because I can. :razz:

[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me.
However, I am not a non-discriminant killer, three conditions must be fulfilled:
1. the person who will die must worth his/her fate. This is for me to decide, I won't kill someone who I consider innocent. OTOH, I might kill some guy for free if he is really so bad... no arguing thinking about...
2. money should match the target. I would kill few people here for a couple of bucks, but if you want some tough guy dead, as a president or a mafia head, then you have to part off your millions... Also, the price goes in reverse with the guilt. For the right money, I might kill some innocent guy. But if innocent, price will be quite high, and he must be Russian :razz:
3. no kids. Regardless their guilt, or habits, or the fact that (at least one who I know) I would want to kill them everyday 10 times.[/QUOTE]

How much do I pay you to have protection? :razz:

[QUOTE=kracker;366344]How much do I pay you to have protection? :razz:[/QUOTE]
Oh no, that is a too complicate job for us. We are very sorry. That is more like mafia style, it requires a "distribution network", or how it is called, a lot of people and machinery to go around, take care, watch the things, watch the good guys, the bad guys... That is a 24/7 hours job, like factoring integers... We are more like a troubleshooter, punctual job. We work when we like. Hooper style, we come, we eat we go...

[edit: and what the hack you need protection for? With your DC fire power, I need protection from you!]

[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me. [/QUOTE]Have you seen the original "[URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068931"]The Mechanic[/URL]"?

Well, LaurV, never, [B]never[/B] tell an Italian amateur mathematician that he doesn't [COLOR="Red"]count[/COLOR]! :judge: It may turn out that you get into his list...

Yeah, ok, boys there has been a bit too much xlush round here lately...

[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]That is me (and ET_, but he does not count :razz:).
The job is hitman.
PM your targets to me.[/QUOTE]Sorry, no PMs since I wouldn't want to make the NSAs job too hard. Target no. 1 is Mini-me. He's driving me nuts, the little bugger. Just take care of it for me okay. He [strike]likes[/strike] [strike]loves[/strike] [strike]adores[/strike] [u]worships[/u] chocolate so if you paint a van with "Free chocolate here" on the side that should be enough of a lure (there, I've already done half your work for you already).[QUOTE=LaurV;366341]<Rules, conditions, blah blah blah>[/QUOTE]Payment is the opportunity to interview for a position here as one of my minions.

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[edit: and what the hack you need protection for? With your DC fire power, I need protection from you!][/QUOTE]

[URL="https://www.gpu72.com/reports/workers/dc/graph/2-11/"]F that[/URL]!

EDIT: Soon Chuck Norris and Curtis Cooper will fear him! :razz:

Can you kill animals cheaper? [URL="http://mersenneforum.org/avatars/avatar12786_1.gif"]There is one[/URL] that I...

How much?