The above user is banned for writing his name on his back side.

[QUOTE=retina;363238]I ban the above user for posting the false location of "Planet Melmac".[/QUOTE]
I ban the quoted user for using a false location.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;363409]I ban the quoted user for using a false location.[/QUOTE]I unban the banned paragon above because, although slow, the false position method can be useful in instances that depend on the endpoints of an interval. I ban the first person that considers this reasoning nonsensical.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;363409]I ban the quoted user for using a false location.[/QUOTE]Stands to reason that I should re-ban the quoted user for copying my unreasonable reasoning for banning and not thinking up a new unreasonable reason of his own.

[QUOTE=retina;363499]Stands to reason that I should re-ban the quoted user for copying my unreasonable reasoning for banning and not thinking up a new unreasonable reason of his own.[/QUOTE]
I ban the above user for being evil.

[QUOTE=only_human;363260]I ban any active users who dare to enrobe their names in Tyrian Purple.[/QUOTE]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=DarkOrchid][B]kladner[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[COLOR=DarkOrchid][SIZE=6][FONT=Impact][B][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black]I wave my [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=DarkOrchid][SIZE=6][FONT=Impact][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black][COLOR=DarkOrchid]Tyrian Purple[/COLOR]-enrobled, [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Comic Sans[/FONT]-ennobled name in the general direction of your Aunties, so-called [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black]king!

I ban you for trying to hog the [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Tyrian Purple![/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR]

I ban the above user for using Comic Sans[URL="http://bancomicsans.com/main/"].[/URL]

I ban the user above for having a gif as a avatar.

I ban the user above for changing an absolutely adorable kitten avatar.

[QUOTE=kladner;363504][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=DarkOrchid][B]kladner[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[COLOR=DarkOrchid][SIZE=6][FONT=Impact][B][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black]I wave my [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=DarkOrchid][SIZE=6][FONT=Impact][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black][COLOR=DarkOrchid]Tyrian Purple[/COLOR]-enrobled, [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Comic Sans[/FONT]-ennobled name in the general direction of your Aunties, so-called [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black]king!

I ban you for trying to hog the [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]Tyrian Purple![/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]My Purple Reign is Mauveless. I ban musicians [I]and[/I] users that replace their names with symbols.

I ban the above user for having a yen for a symbol.