The above user is banned for using an ageist smiley.

The above user is banned for wrongly accusing me of ageism. The smiley is a remarkably accurate representation of my real appearance.

[QUOTE=xilman;362929]The above user is banned for wrongly accusing me of ageism. The smiley is a remarkably accurate representation of my real appearance.[/QUOTE]The above user is banned for assuming a nanny was necessarily female, Or a user named Jane for that matter.

The above user is not banned, because the narcissism of signing off with a picture of oneself is a lot less tedious than sending pictures of one's children which most people seem to do.

I ban everybody.
That's the Christmas spirit...

I ban the user above for hogging all the bans. Bah! Humbug on the Xmas spirit!

I ban the ban hammer and replace it with a ridiculous looking wand. I insist that moderators wear star adorned robes.

Everyone posting to this thread is banned!
 

All you bored slackers should be polishing your heatsinks instead of draining the life from us by posting ban requests.

Just ban Laurv first as he is guilty of using his portrait photo as his avatar!

I ban the user above for trying to ban the thread.

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I ban the above for no reason. At all. None.