I ban the above because it has been raining a [I]LOT [/I]lately.

I ban kracker for being a cat. Cats aren't meant to speak English.

EDIT: Previous post I was addressing-
[QUOTE]I do NOT ban the preceding banner 'cause that would
unban his predecessor which would cause a ripple
effect banning all of us and I just couldn't handle
a world without the forum. [/QUOTE]

I do NOT ban the previous poster for having the most inventive and involved reason for not banning I have seen so far.

I ban any barbers who cut their own hair.

[QUOTE=only_human;361398]I ban any barbers who cut their own hair.[/QUOTE]

I don't ban the above, because it does not commit the grammatical sin of mixing the plural pronoun "their" with singular nouns such as "anyone".

[QUOTE=kladner;361399]I don't ban the above, because it does not commit the grammatical sin of mixing the plural pronoun "their" with singular nouns such as "anyone".[/QUOTE]I ban any group that would accept me as a member.

I ban the user above me for spelling his name backward. We're not children anymore people.

I ban the user above for mistaking mirror image for backwards.

I ban the user above for SHUT UP

I ban this guy, and I ban that guy, and I ban ALL those other guys.

If I asked the guy 2 above whether to ban the guy one above what would he say? Never Mind, nobody on this board will get the logic. Ban em both to Hoggle's pond. Labyrinth.