"Deep Thoughts" Thread
 

Share your profoundest ponderings and innermost inanities here. If you need help getting into the proper spirit of things, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey]see here[/url].

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If a Visigoth camouflages himself, does that make him an Invisigoth?

Q: What do you call someone who hates bigots?

A: [SPOILER]A bigot.[/SPOILER]

[QUOTE=chalsall;341158]Q: What do you call someone who hates bigots?

A: [SPOILER]A bigot.[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another and I know there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings and I hate people like that.[/QUOTE]-Tom Lehrer, "National Brotherhood Week"

See the Muzak thread for a rendition of this song.
[URL]http://www.mersenneforum.org/showpost.php?p=341165&postcount=818[/URL]

"If ever asked: What's more useful, the sun or the moon, respond: The moon. For the sun only shines during daytime, when it's light anyway, whereas the moon shines at night."

~ [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kozma_Prutkov"]Koz'ma Prutkov[/URL]

Koz'ma Prutkov was [B]the[/B] Deep Thinker.

And if a man makes a statement deep in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?

[QUOTE=Spherical Cow;341179]And if a man makes a statement deep in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?[/QUOTE]

Almost always.

[QUOTE=chalsall;341180]Almost always.[/QUOTE]

Experience tells me that this can be applied in many circumstances to Significant Others regardless of gender.

[QUOTE=kladner;341181]Experience tells me that this can be applied in many circumstances to Significant Others regardless of gender.[/QUOTE]

Almost always.

The 1993 internet called [url="http://www.boo.net/~jasonp/stoopid"]and wants to get busy[/url].

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.

Half the people you know are below average.