A French Canard: [URL="http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/a-case-of-ruffled-feathers-egypt-authorities-examine-spy-swan-found-with-suspicious-device/2013/08/31/d1a8f58a-124a-11e3-a2b3-5e107edf9897_story.html"]Egypt authorities detain French ‘spy’ bird found with tracker[/URL]

[QUOTE=xilman;351876]Je ne egret rien.[/QUOTE]

Je regrette beaucoup, mais j'aime bien les aigrettes!

[QUOTE=only_human;351877]A French [U][B]Canard[/B][/U]: [URL="http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/a-case-of-ruffled-feathers-egypt-authorities-examine-spy-swan-found-with-suspicious-device/2013/08/31/d1a8f58a-124a-11e3-a2b3-5e107edf9897_story.html"]Egypt authorities detain French ‘spy’ bird found with tracker[/URL][/QUOTE]

Make up your mind! Is it a duck, an egret, or a stork? :smile:

it's neither a bird or a plane, it's superman!

[QUOTE=kladner;351933]Make up your mind! Is it a duck, an egret, or a stork? :smile:[/QUOTE]I was more definitive when I coined the quip on Slashdot:
[QUOTE]Comment: Re:In soviet Egypt (Score 4, Funny)
by only_human on Monday September 02, 2013 @03:57AM (#44737401) Attached to: Egyptian Authorities Detain French "Spy" Bird Found With Tracker

Not a swan, a mean french duck because this is a vicious canard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=only_human;351877]A French Canard: [URL="http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/a-case-of-ruffled-feathers-egypt-authorities-examine-spy-swan-found-with-suspicious-device/2013/08/31/d1a8f58a-124a-11e3-a2b3-5e107edf9897_story.html"]Egypt authorities detain French ‘spy’ bird found with tracker[/URL][/QUOTE]
[URL="http://insovietrussiajokes.wordpress.com/"]In Soviet Russia[/URL], French ‘spy’ bird detains Egypt authorities!

[QUOTE=only_human;351938]I was more definitive when I coined the quip on Slashdot:[/QUOTE]

LOL! :grin:

[QUOTE=firejuggler;351937]it's neither a bird or a plane, it's superman![/QUOTE]

As per his secret contract with the NSA, when in avian disguise and engaged in fowl behavior on their behalf, his official anti-super-hero [or is it super-antihero?] name is, spycraft-appropriately, "Crypto Knight."

[Mr. Kent originally wanted to go by the storkish moniker of "Red Heron", but his handlers didn't like the connotations of fecklessness produced by the sound of that in the ear. "There's just something fishy about the sound of that one," one was overheard saying.]

[QUOTE=kladner;351933]Make up your mind! Is it a duck, an egret, or a stork? :smile:[/QUOTE]
Yes.

Stork ducks as egrets take flight
 

[QUOTE=kladner;351933]Make up your mind! Is it a duck, an egret, or a stork? :smile:[/QUOTE][QUOTE]A yellow-billed [B]stork [/B]at Pete's Pond in Botswana [B]ducks [/B]as dozens of cattle [B]egrets [/B]take off. Seen on National Geographic's WildCam Africa.
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Cattle egrets happen.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-DkROKBXc[/url]
[YOUTUBE]xw-DkROKBXc[/YOUTUBE]
(A stork, duck, and egret walk into a bar)
"We heard that you had watered foul drinks that are [URL="http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-for-the-birds-mean.htm"]for the birds[/URL]."

[QUOTE=only_human;351977]Cattle egrets happen.
(A stork, duck, and egret walk into a bar)
"We heard that you had watered foul drinks that are [URL="http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-for-the-birds-mean.htm"]for the birds[/URL]."[/QUOTE]

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