[QUOTE=Uncwilly;318893]Granted! But you dropped your ceramic land-line and it shattered.:max:

I wish that I was the perfect specimen of my species and gender.:flex:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, you were so perfect, some scientists nabbed you and they started some "tests".

I woosh I could discover a trillion digit prime.

[URL="http://mersenneforum.org/showthread.php?t=40"]@Xyzzy: lookz lik it wasnt we befor ![/URL]

[QUOTE=kracker;318894]Wish granted, you were so perfect, some scientists nabbed you and they started some "tests".

I woosh I could discover a trillion digit prime.[/QUOTE]
Wish granted, but Curtis Cooper has just released a quadrillion digit prime.


I wish prime95 ran on all my company's computers, where I'd get all the credit.:smile:

[QUOTE]I wish prime95 ran on all my company's computers, where I'd get all the credit.:smile:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, you can pick up your resignation letter at human resources (in typed form, because you burned out all their cpu's

I wish that all the sieving tools are available for Mac Os X

[QUOTE=CedricVonck;318919]Wish granted, you can pick up your resignation letter at human resources (in typed form, because you burned out all their cpu's

I wish that all the sieving tools are available for Mac Os X[/QUOTE]
Wish granted. The day after this happens, instructions on how to verify prime numbers with pencil and paper is posted and all numbers due to be released by Mersenne server can be processed in less than hours time each.

Edit: Damn, just realized sieving tools would still be useful after this. Hmmm, Gonna have to think about this one. I'm assuming Mac hate is probably not a good response, so my first reaction won't work either, even though I think it's funny.

Edit2: I can live with a little hate. Wish granted, now you feel compelled to go out and buy the most irrationally expensive sieving farm ever.

I wish all the bottlenecks that exist in a computer that prevent the L1 cache from operating at peak efficiency were fixed.

[QUOTE=jasong;318998]I wish all the bottlenecks that exist in a computer that prevent the L1 cache from operating at peak efficiency were fixed.[/QUOTE]

Granted! Your main memory shrinks to the size of your L1 cache.

I wish I understood all of Hardy & Wright.

[QUOTE=CRGreathouse;319003]I wish I understood all of Hardy & Wright.[/QUOTE]Wish granted. After receiving, "A Dummy's Guide to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurel_and_Hardy"]Laurel & Hardy[/URL]" and "An Idiot's Guide to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright"]Steven Wright[/URL]", you now have a thorough comprehension of their respective materials. This does not engender any good will from the females of the species or social-able males. You become a recluse that laughs inanely at inappropriate times.:cmd:

I wish I had a Netflix account that allowed me to have 20 discs out at a time and unlimited streaming, all for free.:alien2:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;319037]I wish I had a Netflix account that allowed me to have 20 discs out at a time and unlimited streaming, all for free.:alien2:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, you receive the discs, which are all have an expiration time of 1 day, and they arrive 3 days after they were send

I wish that mankind could travel at ligthspeed

Ps. I am living in Europe, so sorry about my poor knowledge about Netflix

Wish granted. You take the opportunity to explore the extrasolar planet 55 Cancri e. Due to the effects of time dilation, you get there in no time - relative to you. Unfortunately, when you get back, all of your friends and family have passed away of old age.

I wish I had one of [url=http://www.amax.com/hpc/productdetail.asp?product_id=Xr-4801Gk2]this[/url].

[QUOTE=ixfd64;319074]I wish I had one of [url=http://www.amax.com/hpc/productdetail.asp?product_id=Xr-4801Gk2]this[/url] [noparse][4U 8x Tesla K20/K20X GPU Supercomputing Server][/noparse].[/QUOTE]Wish granted!. You fire up your new system. Lights dim in the neighborhood; after watching for two hours the screen says initial configuration 20% complete. You have to leave for work. After a grueling 33 hour work session, you return home. The locks have been changed and a security camera over the door pans and zooms to follow you as you rattle the knob and try to peek in through the windows.

I wish to hand a daisy to the harmless and awesome aliens that visit.

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unfortunatly, these aliens live by photosynthesis and are gravelly offended by your gift, and don't want to see you ever again.

I wish I had the writting talents of terry pratchett.

[QUOTE=firejuggler;319469][URL]http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2594[/URL]
unfortunatly, these aliens live by photosynthesis and are gravelly offended by your gift, and don't want to see you ever again.

I wish I had the writting talents of terry pratchett.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. You got so excited when you learned about your special ability that you did nothing but that, writing, writing, to death.

I wish I wasn't really horrible at art.