[QUOTE=Flatlander;318394]Wish granted. Unfortunately, due to a mix-up between imperial and metric values you die after crashing into a gravitational-wave generator.

I wish that any person, other than me, that posts in this thread after me agrees to let themself be called "Shirley" by anyone on this forum from this point in time onwards.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted! (quote)Unfortunately, due to a mix-up between(/quote) things, only you got to be called Shirley after this :smile:

I wish I had a portable nuke.

[QUOTE=kracker;318399]I wish I had a portable nuke.[/QUOTE]
Wish granted! Unfortunately you trip and fall with it during a family reunion. :explode: You, your entire extended family, and your hometown are extra-crispy.

I wish someone went back in time and offed "Uncle Adolf".

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;318400]
I wish someone went back in time and offed "Uncle Adolf".[/QUOTE]

granted, but then Uncle Adolf Hurwitz was not around to teach Albert Einstein.

I wish that The Walking Dead wasn't nearly unwatchable drivel.

[QUOTE=chappy;318401]granted, but then Uncle Adolf Hurwitz was not around to teach Albert Einstein.

I wish that The Walking Dead wasn't nearly unwatchable drivel.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, the zombies turned real from your screen and you turned into a
classic "The Walking Dead"

I wish for the ability to teleport.

P.S.: the game ain't bad though.

[QUOTE=kracker;318403]I wish for the ability to teleport.[/QUOTE]
Wish granted! You learn to teleport, but your destination is controlled by gravity, you are teleported into the core of the sun. :furious:

I wish I could control other people's thoughts with my own.
:alien 3:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;318408]
I wish I could control other people's thoughts with my own.[/QUOTE]
wish granted, unfortunately between out thoughts and our actions are big differences (still remember that movie with the guy having a hat, when he puts the hat on he can read the mind of the person in front of him; he did that in the public bus, in front of a gorgeous girl and find out she was thinking about him, "what a nice guy, I wish he would be my boyfriend", he put his arm around her then he had to wear a nose bandage for the next week...)

I wish I should never write in this thread...

[QUOTE=LaurV;318412]I wish I should never write in this thread...[/QUOTE]Granted: A new appreciation of numerical aesthetics sweeps the land. For now on, to keep Erdős numbers beautifully unchanged, those possessing them should not mutually participate in forum threads because that could lead to further collaboration, potentially changing the Erdős number and marring its eternal pristine state.

I wish I were taller.

Wish granted, courtesy of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rack_%28torture%29]this device[/url].

I wish to find a [I]prime[/I] factor of MM127.

[QUOTE=ixfd64;318457]I wish to find a [I]prime[/I] factor of MM127.[/QUOTE]
Wish granted! It flash on the screen a brief second before a lighting bolt strikes and irreversibly destroys your computer. The resultant explosion knocks you out and gives you a touch of retrograde amnesia.

I wish that stores would not start "selling up" Christmas until Dec 20.

Granted. Now they will start on Dec. 20 of the previous year.

I wish that my GTW 570 will be replaced on RMA with a much better specimen.

[QUOTE=kladner;318503]Granted. Now they will start on Dec. 20 of the previous year.

I wish that my GTW 570 will be replaced on RMA with a much better specimen.[/QUOTE]
Wish granted. You get a gtx 590 which your psu cannot handle it and it explodes

i wish tablets were easier to write with....gah

p.s.: strange...I am sure I did NOT write da "woosh" in title but i guess it was a typo when i made it...