[QUOTE=kladner;318349]Wish granted. It gets resentful of being ordered around and steps on you.



EDIT: Oops! I wish I had health insurance.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, however, it was actually life insurance in the fine print, which you get when you die :toot:

I wish my wireless phone had a longer battery life (not cellphone, this is at home)

[QUOTE=kracker;318353]I wish my wireless phone had a longer battery life (not cellphone, this is at home)[/QUOTE]

Granted. But unfortunately no one calls.

I wish to meet God.

[QUOTE=chalsall;318355]Granted. But unfortunately no one calls.

I wish to meet God.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, he was a bit angry at the time. Tooo bad.:devil:

I wish I had a doughnut just NOW. Maybe I will.

[QUOTE=kracker;318356]I wish I had a doughnut just NOW. Maybe I will.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted.

Too bad you were one doughnut away from a coronary. :wink:

I wish I was a fly on the wall when Romney learnt he lost.

Wish granted. Too bad he had an electric flyswatter!

I wish I could have been present at Platons Academy in Athen.

[QUOTE=aketilander;318363]I wish I could have been present at Platons Academy in Athen.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. Damn those Romans! They killed many things, including Jesus Christ!

I wish school children were not afraid of mathematics.

[QUOTE=chalsall;318367]Wish granted. Damn those Romans! They killed many things, including Jesus Christ!

I wish school children were not afraid of mathematics.[/QUOTE]

wish granted, however the teachers are afraid to teach it and all access to information has been illegally taken away by government.

I wish I won 10 trillion CAD

Wish granted. Due to a small typo, the government awards you 10 trillion Cod, and the smell of rotting fish drives you to suicide.

I wish to discover a billion digit prime!

Wish granted. But it isn't recognized by the mathematical community because nobody else has the hardware to verify it.

I wish faster-than-light travel was possible [I]and[/I] reliable. We're talking at least 100c, and that it won't send the traveler into [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace]some scary dimension[/url] or [url=http://www.gutenberg.org/files/32347/32347-h/32347-h.htm]blow up the Sun[/url].

[QUOTE=ixfd64;318378]I wish faster-than-light travel was possible [I]and[/I] reliable. We're talking at least 100c, and that it won't send the traveler into [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace]some scary dimension[/url] or [url=http://www.gutenberg.org/files/32347/32347-h/32347-h.htm]blow up the Sun[/url].[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. Unfortunately you return and discover that no one remembers you, and they're all using transporters.

I wish for artificial gravity which doesn't involve the Coriolis effect.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, due to a mix-up between imperial and metric values you die after crashing into a gravitational-wave generator.

I wish that any person, other than me, that posts in this thread after me agrees to let themself be called "Shirley" by anyone on this forum from this point in time onwards.