I wish the gerbils will not find us.

Wish granted but instead the Gebrils get access to your computers and constantly changes the reanges you serach/the Mersennes you test to already tested ranges / Mersennes.

I wish I went to bed early enough to have enough sleep! :smile:

[QUOTE=aketilander;318284]I wish I went to bed early enough to have enough sleep! :smile:[/QUOTE]Wish granted, you hop into bed early, you wake up quite rested, [U]14 hours later[/U]. You get into work late [I]again[/I]. You get fired.:sleep:

I wish that I was married to a beautiful Hollywood starlet (female, age appropriate, and not an addict, eg JLH).:george:

Wish granted. You get married to the most beautiful hollywood starlet thinkable which is not an addict! It turns out though that she is a religious fanatic beloning to a sect and she uses most of her time to try to convince you. It also turns out that her religion forbidds her to have sex except with the intention to make children, and she only wants two, the ones she brought with her into marriage.

I wish I had my job back (which I lost due to oversleeping above).

[QUOTE=aketilander;318296]Wish granted. You get married to the most beautiful hollywood starlet thinkable which is not an addict! It turns out though that she is a religious fanatic beloning to a sect and she uses most of her time to try to convince you. It also turns out that her religion forbidds her to have sex except with the intention to make children, and she only wants two, the ones she brought with her into marriage.

I wish I had my job back (which I lost due to oversleeping above).[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, you get a job of sleeping and doing whatever you want, which you get no money for, and which isn't technically a job...... It's called life.:edit:

I wish I wasn't such a sleepyhead in the mornings.

[QUOTE=aketilander;318296]I wish I had my job back (which I lost due to oversleeping above).[/QUOTE]

You're hired! But by Donald Trump instead! Good luck!

I wish my flooded out dinosaur PC was replaced by
a 100 THz 50 GB Ram 10 TB drive with Windows 9.
(Ugh my needs are small.)

[QUOTE=davar55;318342]I wish my flooded out dinosaur PC was replaced by
a 100 THz 50 GB Ram 10 TB drive with Windows 9.
(Ugh my needs are small.)[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's running Windows 9 and got hacked as soon as you put it on the Internet. You're now facing 1 million lawsuits for file sharing and spamming.

I wish for world peace.

[QUOTE=davar55;318342]You're hired! But by Donald Trump instead! Good luck!

I wish my flooded out dinosaur PC was replaced by
a 100 THz 50 GB Ram 10 TB drive with Windows 9.
(Ugh my needs are small.)[/QUOTE]

Wish granted! You *do* get 100THz, DDR(1) 50 GB, and 10TB drives that read and write about 5 bytes a second max:smile: And Windows 9 is worse than 8.

I wish for a farm of i7-SB-Hexcore-Extremes. :spot:

EDIT: Aah damnit, why do people post while I am typing:offensive:

World peace is granted. too bad you are the only human alive left.

I want a Giant walking robot.

[QUOTE=firejuggler;318348]World peace is granted. too bad you are the only human alive left.

I want a Giant walking robot.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. It gets resentful of being ordered around and steps on you.

[QUOTE]Y N MAKE wish?[/QUOTE]

EDIT: Oops! I wish I had health insurance.

[QUOTE=kladner;318349]Wish granted. It gets resentful of being ordered around and steps on you.[/QUOTE]

Y N MAKE wish? :bump2: