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I wish I had a quantum computer.[/QUOTE]

wish granted, but it is an AMD, so still slower than an ivy bridge.

I wish that purple rhymed with orange.

[QUOTE=ixfd64;318242]Wish granted, but the inability to be voted out of office doesn't make you immune to assassinations.

I wish I had a quantum computer.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but it comes with Windows [i]Quantum[/i](TM) and both Norton and McAfee antivirus pre-installed.

[QUOTE=chappy;318243]wish granted, but it is an AMD, so still slower than an ivy bridge.

I wish that purple rhymed with orange.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, but a Porange Norange hurts three times worse than a Purple Nurple, and the neighborhood bully is waiting behind the next tree...

I wish for [U][I]lots[/I][/U] of [URL="http://www.anandtech.com/show/6446/nvidia-launches-tesla-k20-k20x-gk110-arrives-at-last"]this[/URL].

Did I say [B][U][I]LOTS[/I][/U][/B]?

Wish granted. Immediately on shipment, Curtis Cooper reveals the complete list of Mersenne Primes, and Folding@Home is ended due to sex abuse allegations.
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I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper!

[QUOTE=c10ck3r;318249]Wish granted. Immediately on shipment, Curtis Cooper reveals the complete list of Mersenne Primes, and Folding@Home is ended due to sex abuse allegations.
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I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper![/QUOTE]

This one's too easy. Soda expires in six months. The lifetime supply is delivered all at once.

[QUOTE=c10ck3r;318249]I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper![/QUOTE]
The warden grants you're wish. You are given a 2L bottle, the firing squad is waiting outside.:bangheadonwall:


I wish I could never die.:innocent:

I wish I had an Intel motherboard with a socket guaranteed to accept all chips through at least Skymont.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;318251]The warden grants you're wish. You are given a 2L bottle, the firing squad is waiting outside.:bangheadonwall:


I wish I could never die.:innocent:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted! The devil teleported you to hell to suffer for all eternity without dying! :devil::devil::devil: Haha. Just kidding.

I wish I had a green watermelon.

EDIT: @Mr. Cat: Wish granted! however, to do that your cpu takes atleast 50% of performance to work properly :grin:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;318251]The warden grants you're wish. You are given a 2L bottle, the firing squad is waiting outside.:bangheadonwall:


I wish I could never die.:innocent:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. Now since you're immortal, you have a choice of two jobs: ordnance target at the US Army Proving Ground, or frostbite consultant at the Antarctic Research Station.

[QUOTE=NBtarheel_33;318257]Wish granted. ....[/QUOTE]You must needs reply with your own wish. Dem is the rules.