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[QUOTE=kladner;355295]I wish the nukular reactor also took G. W. Bush with it, preferably before the presidency of the US was stolen for him.[/QUOTE]
Tragically, the kracker reactor disaster takes out half the country, including kladner and the former president. Nuclear techs argue about how it happened for decades to come. I wish it was easier for me to learn Russian. |
[QUOTE=CRGreathouse;355299]I wish it was easier for me to learn Russian.[/QUOTE]Wish granted! You are sent off to a gulag. You pick up Russian in no time (in all of that new 'free time').:jail:
I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.:showoff: |
[QUOTE=Uncwilly;357236]I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.:showoff:[/QUOTE]
Wish granted. You are now a woman.... :wink: |
[QUOTE=Uncwilly;357236]I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.:showoff:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=chalsall;357244]Wish granted. You are now a woman.... :wink:[/QUOTE] If you grant a wish, you must also provide a wish. |
[QUOTE=Uncwilly;357256]If you grant a wish, you must also provide a wish.[/QUOTE]
Whoops... Sorry... Forgot that rule! :smile: I wish that I was less forgetful. |
[QUOTE=chalsall;357258]I wish that I was less forgetful.[/QUOTE]Wish granted. You are now 0.00000001% less forgetful and can now remember the 738th decimal place of pi.
I wish for all my minions to obey all of my commands without question. |
[QUOTE=retina;447573]Wish granted. You are now 0.00000001% less forgetful and can now remember the 738th decimal place of pi.
I wish for all my minions to obey all of my commands without question.[/QUOTE] Wish granted. The set of your minions has cardinality zero. I'd like a cup of coffee. |
[QUOTE=GP2;447590]I'd like a cup of coffee.[/QUOTE]Wish granted: 8oz of 200 degree coffee has been applied to your groin.
I wish all of the election talk would end already. |
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