[QUOTE=kladner;355295]I wish the nukular reactor also took G. W. Bush with it, preferably before the presidency of the US was stolen for him.[/QUOTE]

Tragically, the kracker reactor disaster takes out half the country, including kladner and the former president. Nuclear techs argue about how it happened for decades to come.

I wish it was easier for me to learn Russian.

[QUOTE=CRGreathouse;355299]I wish it was easier for me to learn Russian.[/QUOTE]Wish granted! You are sent off to a gulag. You pick up Russian in no time (in all of that new 'free time').:jail:


I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.:showoff:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;357236]I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.:showoff:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted.

You are now a woman.... :wink:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;357236]I wish that my height and weight fit within the 'healthy' parameters for a human of my age and gender, with the proviso that either my height or weight remains unchanged.:showoff:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=chalsall;357244]Wish granted.

You are now a woman.... :wink:[/QUOTE]
If you grant a wish, you must also provide a wish.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;357256]If you grant a wish, you must also provide a wish.[/QUOTE]

Whoops... Sorry... Forgot that rule! :smile:

I wish that I was less forgetful.

[QUOTE=chalsall;357258]I wish that I was less forgetful.[/QUOTE]Wish granted. You are now 0.00000001% less forgetful and can now remember the 738th decimal place of pi.

I wish for all my minions to obey all of my commands without question.

[QUOTE=retina;447573]Wish granted. You are now 0.00000001% less forgetful and can now remember the 738th decimal place of pi.

I wish for all my minions to obey all of my commands without question.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. The set of your minions has cardinality zero.

I'd like a cup of coffee.

[QUOTE=GP2;447590]I'd like a cup of coffee.[/QUOTE]Wish granted: 8oz of 200 degree coffee has been applied to your groin.

I wish all of the election talk would end already.