Corrupt amuse-bouche!
 

Many of you probably know this forum game :smile:
etc
Person1: I wish I could fly!
Person2: Wish granted, however, you are afraid of heights so it is useless!
I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Person3: Wish granted. You receive a bar of pure cacao.

etc etc :max:

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I wish for a trillion dollars :razz:

[QUOTE=kracker;318207]Many of you probably know this forum game :smile:
etc
Person1: I wish I could fly!
Person2: Wish granted, however, you are afraid of heights so it is useless!
I wish I had a chocolate bar...
Person3: Wish granted. You receive a bar of pure cacao.

etc etc :max:

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I wish for a trillion dollars :razz:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted. You'll get though pre-revolution rubels.

I wish I had a blade-server.

[QUOTE=aketilander;318210]I wish I had a blade-server.[/QUOTE]Wish granted, it serves razor blades.:edit:

I wish that I had a Saturn V rocket.:anurag:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;318217]Wish granted, it serves razor blades.:edit:

I wish that I had a Saturn V rocket.:anurag:[/QUOTE]

Wish granted! however, you didn't precisely control where it went... And the rest is history:devil:

I wish I had dozens of high end gpu's...:boxer:

The gpu's arrive as planned. Unfortunately, the liquid cooling system isn't completely sealed, and the GPUs have to be repurposed as saw blades.

I wish I had an Erdos number...

[QUOTE=c10ck3r;318221]I wish I had an Erdos number...[/QUOTE]Your number is 17, you were a 'collaborator' that was more of a test subject in a test of inter-species communication, you were the chimp.
:confus:

I wish that I discover the next Mersenne Prime.:fusion:

Granted. However, Somebody else did report it before you.

I Wish pokemon were real.

[url]http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132[/url]

[QUOTE=firejuggler;318224]Granted. However, Somebody else did report it before you.

I Wish pokemon were real.

[URL]http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132[/URL][/QUOTE]

Wish granted, however pokemon decided to eat you.

I wish for some candy! :smile:

[QUOTE=kracker;318234]I wish for some candy! :smile:[/QUOTE]Wish granted, you get a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PayDay_(confection)"]Payday[/URL], turns out you are deathly allergic to peanuts.:ick:

I wish I was the ruler of a modern (last 75 years), first world country, that can't be voted out of office.:judge:



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[QUOTE=Uncwilly;318240]Wish granted, you get a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PayDay_(confection)"]Payday[/URL], turns out you are deathly allergic to peanuts.:ick:

I wish I was the ruler of a modern (last 75 years), first world country, that can't be voted out of office.:judge:



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Wish granted. However unfortunately, someone decided to assassinate you, and another ruler had to be put up :big grin:

I wish I my computer could do what I wanted it to do instantly, by my requests without the need of coding :smile:

Wish granted, but the inability to be voted out of office doesn't make you immune to assassinations.

I wish I had a quantum computer.