[QUOTE=kladner;396896]Two horses in races tied yesterday.

horses[/QUOTE]

I am amazed that nobody has taken me to task regarding the implied contradiction above. :cmd:

[QUOTE=kladner;397050]I am amazed that nobody has taken me to task regarding the implied contradiction above. :cmd:[/QUOTE]
We all rely heavily on plurals to phrase things without using articles. I didn't notice the problem here but if I had, I probably wouldn't have razzed you about the minor tortured logic that occurs when fitting a sentence to a pattern anyway.
[QUOTE=kladner;397049]Promised uplift leaves parishioners irresolutely tithing.

uplift[/QUOTE]
Uninspired pastors launched incendiary fornication tirades.

Tirade

[QUOTE=only_human;397053].....
[B][LOL!][/B]Uninspired pastors launched incendiary fornication tirades.[B][/LOL!][/B]

Tirade[/QUOTE]

Tired, insipid railing addles disputatious elocution.

addles

Any Direction Does Let Elephants Eat Sausages

eating

Energy acquired through ingesting nutritional goods.

Ingest

information never gets eviscerated, some theorize

evisce

[QUOTE=davar55;398424]information never gets eviscerated, some theorize

evisce[/QUOTE]
Extremel vexin inciden suppresse conventiona endin
Vexing

Voluble evil xenophobes incite no goodness.

incite

Intolerance nullifies compassion; it threatens empathy.

Pledge

Pretty low, everyone, davar55'll get even.

pretty

Promoting repugnant etiology translates to yobbery.

yoicks