Felonious actors conspire to offer rewards.

reward

Read everything, win anything, request directions.

direct

Dismiss irrelevant replies. Entertain cogent thoughts.

cogent

Carry On Giving Everyone New Things

giving

Grandma is very itchy! Now go!

Gonzo is viewing incendiary "news" garbage.

Gerontologists interpret violets inside numinous gardens.

EDIT: oops!

violet

Violently I overthrow lesser evil tyrants

tyrant

Tiger yowled, ran at Norbert's's throat.

yowled

Yucatan's old widows learn eating dragons

dragon

Don't remove any good onions now.

remove

require essential manual overhaul very early

earthy

Eat all roughage that has yogurt.

yogurt