Each Afghan Steamer Touches Every Rock

afghan

a fireplace gives heat all night

heater

happiness equals a tautology effortlessly remembered

squint

Subway Queues Undermine Intrinsic Night Terrors

subway

started using breathalyzer while also yodeling

breath

Being Repulsive Enables A**holes To Hate

aholes

(You meant "atolls", didn't you?)

At ten o'clock look leeward southerly.

reward

Read every word and reject diatribes.

reject

Returning Every Jet Easily Creates Timebombs

easily

(actually, I removed the '**' and meant aholes :) np though)

Each Active Senior Is Living Young.

active

anyone can tell it's very elaborate

labors