dashed

Don't ask stoner how Elvis died.

stoner

stoner

Straining to offload never ends right.

strain

strain

Sometimes The Resident's answers ignore nuances.

nuance

nuance

Never underestimate a nuanced crapper explanation.

toilet

toilet

Totally obstructed intestine everts terribly.

everts

everts

Even vultures eventually resist the supremacists.

resist

Fun link:
[URL="http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/347103-art-council-members-call-for-trump-to-step-down-in-resignation-letter"]"The first letter of each paragraph in the letter spells out "resist," a reference to liberal efforts to counter Trump's agenda." [/URL]

resist

Reason elucidates systemic, intensifying, schismatic trends.

schism

schism

Sherman's colossal hellfire inspired Southern movie.

wasted

wasted

Warthog alters speed to escape death.

escape

escape

Especially sneaky criminals avoid prison experience.

sneaky

sneaky

Senior nerd explains all kinky yearnings.

senior