yeast

Yet early ancestors slurped that: [URL="https://www.sciencenews.org/article/origins-alcohol-consumption-traced-ape-ancestor"]Origins of alcohol consumption traced to ape ancestor[/url]

slurp

[STRIKE](Excellent return!)[/STRIKE]

slurp

Salacious lies usurp rational politics.

usurp

[STRIKE](Thanks!)[/STRIKE]

usurp

unemployed statesman upon retiring politics: [URL="http://wonkette.com/588448/scott-brown-senator-of-bike-shop-now-lol"]Scott Brown Senator Of Bike Shop Now, LOL[/URL]

Brown

brown

Brawny reputation over, worth nothing.

brawn :smile:

brawn

Brainy representatives are what're needed. [URL="http://www.quora.com/Is-whatre-a-proper-contraction"]Is "what're" a proper contraction?[/URL]

brain

brain

Barbarous representatives activate insufficient neurons.

dodgy

Bonus:
dodgy dopes duped dying dweeb

[What're sets off the spell checker, who're does not, but what does it know? What're feels awkward, though it follows the pattern of other contractions.]

("what're" is still dodgy according to web-ish consensus)

dodgy

dishonest or dishonorable gun yabber

doggy

doggy

Do old gods get young? (...and old dogs learn new tricks?...)

[STRIKE]goddy[/STRIKE] BAD DOG![COLOR=Silver] [COLOR=DimGray]Is 'goddy' a proper diminutive?[/COLOR][/COLOR]

canid

canid

Can assist new introductory discussions.

cupid

cupid

Cow under pig is disguised.

court

court

Conflicting opinions undergo reasonable trials.

trial