gross

Governor rolls over secretary's sheets.

rolls

rolls

Repeated offers leave lawyers sneering,
(alt) Repeat offenders leave lawyers smiling,

leave

leave

Let's eat another varmint, Eugene.

crows

crows

Carrion refreshes older, wiser scavenger.

wiser

wiser

Wicked individual suffers earned revenge.

witch

witch

Wary investigator trusts cunning hunch.

hunch

hunch

Heuristics uses newly constructed hypotheses.

newly

newly

Neutralize electors who loath you.

loath

loath

Lost on a Thanksgiving hike.

goner

goner

Grave outlooks never ended reality.

never

never

Nobody eats vegemite, especially renters.

umami