Outside of a cow, a book on elementary physics is man's best friend. Inside of a cow it's too dark to read.

[QUOTE=Batalov;309259]Outside of a cow, a book on elementary physics is man's best friend. Inside of a cow it's too dark to read.[/QUOTE]The old ones are the best, eh?

[QUOTE=Batalov;309259]Outside of a cow, a book on elementary physics is man's best friend. Inside of a cow it's too dark to read.[/QUOTE]
What if it's a nuclear cow and glows int he dark?

[QUOTE=bcp19;309270]What if it's a nuclear cow and glows int he dark?[/QUOTE]

Then it must be a hollywood cow -- you can't trust anything you read while inside a hollywood cow.

[QUOTE=bcp19;309270]What if it's a nuclear cow and glows int he dark?[/QUOTE]

Glowing shellfish is better.

[QUOTE=bcp19;309270]What if it's a nuclear cow and glows int he dark?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately when generalizing the cow to a sphere, the font of the book inside becomes a [URL="https://plus.google.com/u/0/114595489972470335379/posts/BVVnv7Zp2cL"]typeface designed for doctors[/URL].

[QUOTE=bcp19;309270]What if it's a nuclear cow and glows int he dark?[/QUOTE]Did you miss out a letter?

What if it's a nuclear cow and glows, i[b]s[/b]n't he dark?

To which the answer is: A cow is a she. :razz:

[QUOTE=retina;309359]Did you miss out a letter?

What if it's a nuclear cow and glows, i[B]s[/B]n't he dark?

To which the answer is: A cow is a she. :razz:[/QUOTE]

No missed letter, but a mislocated space, should have read 'in the' not 'int he'