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Jeff Gilchrist 2012-02-16 14:55

[QUOTE=chalsall;289501]This is meant as a joke: Do you think the Earth is flat? :smile:[/QUOTE]

:smile: Not since I was at a high enough altitude to see the curve with my own eyes...

science_man_88 2012-02-21 02:59

[URL="http://ca.news.yahoo.com/coal-not-oilsands-true-climate-change-bad-guy-184214482.html"]Coal, not oilsands, the true climate change bad guy says study[/URL]

[QUOTE]In contrast, the paper concludes that burning all the globe's vast coal deposits would create a 15-degree increase in temperature. Burning all the abundant natural gas would warm the planet by more than three degrees.[/QUOTE]

jasong 2012-02-21 07:53

[QUOTE=xilman;289437]This is hilarious if you like black humour: [url]http://eprint.iacr.org/2012/064.pdf[/url]


Paul[/QUOTE]
I love black humor as a matter of fact.

What do you call 100 white people jumping out of airplane?

Snow

Why do so many white people die in avalanches every year?

Because they blend in with the snow.

What do you call a white man standing on a street in Harlem?

A cab, he's lost.

Btw, I'm as white as a prudish albino Christian's behind.

Christenson 2012-02-22 07:38

[url]http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/8873/[/url]

Fascinating stuff on what cat parasites can do....JasonG, watch out!

science_man_88 2012-02-22 12:58

[URL="http://news.yahoo.com/red-planet-rumblings-signs-recent-marsquake-100000304.html"]Red Planet Rumblings: New Signs of a Recent Marsquake[/URL]


[QUOTE="whole article"]Seismic actvity on Mars could mean underground water -- which could mean life[/QUOTE]

Dubslow 2012-02-22 16:33

[QUOTE=Christenson;290422][URL]http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/8873/[/URL]

Fascinating stuff on what cat parasites can do....JasonG, watch out![/QUOTE]
Wow. The best (worst?) part is the science seems legit.

Uncwilly 2012-02-23 01:14

Oops :blush:
[url]http://www.space.com/14654-error-faster-light-neutrinos.html[/url]

Christenson 2012-02-23 02:23

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;290502]Oops :blush:
[url]http://www.space.com/14654-error-faster-light-neutrinos.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Never trust a government-operated satellite network.....

Dubslow 2012-02-23 02:43

[QUOTE=Christenson;290506]Never trust a government-operated satellite network.....[/QUOTE]

It wasn't even that, it was their (presumably self-made) linkup to the network.

ewmayer 2012-02-23 19:28

[QUOTE=Christenson;290506]Never trust a government-operated satellite network.....[/QUOTE]

Aww ... and the NYT probably had a splashy new iteration of their famous Einstein-related headline "lights all askew in the heavens" ready to go on a moment's notice. Somehow "lights all askew in lab's GPS connection" just lacks the same kind of punch.

jasong 2012-02-24 03:43

[QUOTE=Christenson;290506]Never trust a government-operated satellite network.....[/QUOTE]
Honestly, though, who else here was hoping and praying that it was a legit result? The mere suggestion of faster-than-light ANYTHING is most nerds' wet dream.


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