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science_man_88 2011-10-07 20:12

[url]http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Ohio-player-pricks-foes-in-handshake-line-force?urn=highschool-wp6797[/url]

shouldn't even be allowed to play on any team if this is how bad they act when they win.

cheesehead 2011-10-10 00:16

[url]http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/D-8217-Brickashaw-Ferguson-got-a-helmet-stuck-o?urn=nfl-wp9038[/url]

jasong 2011-10-10 06:34

[QUOTE=science_man_88;273725][url]http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Ohio-player-pricks-foes-in-handshake-line-force?urn=highschool-wp6797[/url]

shouldn't even be allowed to play on any team if this is how bad they act when they win.[/QUOTE]
The key term in this whole article is "high school." This is why most crimes committed before someone's(well, American's, at least) 18th birthday tend to be expunged from the record when they actually turn 18. Because young people are really good at being stupid. I think a person's "social IQ" tends to degrade when they hit puberty, then reverses direction(positive direction) a few years later. But that's just my opinion. This is why you'll see me grimace when a young lady tells me she's 14 years old. Because 14 year old girls are a very evil demographic overall, in my opinion. Obviously, there are exceptions, but I tend to avoid young teenage girls.

science_man_88 2011-10-11 00:43

[QUOTE=jasong;273970]The key term in this whole article is "high school." This is why most crimes committed before someone's(well, American's, at least) 18th birthday tend to be expunged from the record when they actually turn 18. Because young people are really good at being stupid. I think a person's "social IQ" tends to degrade when they hit puberty, then reverses direction(positive direction) a few years later. But that's just my opinion. This is why you'll see me grimace when a young lady tells me she's 14 years old. Because 14 year old girls are a very evil demographic overall, in my opinion. Obviously, there are exceptions, but I tend to avoid young teenage girls.[/QUOTE]

really I was told I might have an ASD (autism spectrum disorder for those who don't know) as early as 13 I think.

science_man_88 2011-10-12 01:36

[url]http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/iran-sentences-film-actress-90-lashes-214527275.html[/url]

Jeff Gilchrist 2011-10-12 21:00

Man DQ'd for taking bus to finish third
[url]http://espn.go.com/olympics/trackandfield/story/_/id/7091815/rob-sloan-disqualified-taking-bus-kielder-marathon[/url]

science_man_88 2011-10-15 17:00

[url]http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/video/player/news/CBC_Sports/26953506#news/CBC_Sports/26953506[/url]

100 year old man holding multiple running records in his age group plans to run the 42 km Toronto marathon.

science_man_88 2011-10-16 18:17

[url]http://ca.news.yahoo.com/photos/rome-protest-turns-violent-1318695999-slideshow/demonstrator-throws-stone-against-police-during-demonstration-indignant-photo-161259180.html[/url]

Rioter seems more descriptive also 29 pictures in all , for once I would suggest if you go to rome don't do what the romans do.

ET_ 2011-10-17 09:19

[QUOTE=science_man_88;274752][url]http://ca.news.yahoo.com/photos/rome-protest-turns-violent-1318695999-slideshow/demonstrator-throws-stone-against-police-during-demonstration-indignant-photo-161259180.html[/url]

Rioter seems more descriptive also 29 pictures in all , for once I would suggest if you go to rome don't do what the romans do.[/QUOTE]

Hey, waitaminnit... :smile:

It is not sure that the "black blocs" were all from Italy! They usually gather from Europe to wherever the police control is smoother, and after the 2001 G8 in Genova, Italian police has been taught to just defend people without attacking.

Not that I agree with that...

Luigi

LaurV 2011-10-17 10:36

Variants of this (a bit racial) joke used to be told few years ago in my country (Romania):

The Mayor of Rome (you can replace Paris, or any big European city) was very worried about a plague of pigeons. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Rome was full of pigeon poop, the people of Rome could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars and ask one question."
The Mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Mediterranean sky. All the pigeons in Rome saw the blue pigeon and gathered up behind it. The Rome pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city. The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Rome of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the Mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask. The man accepted the money and told the Mayor to ask his question. "Do you have a blue Romanian gypsy?" asked the Mayor.

science_man_88 2011-10-19 14:14

[url]http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/10/19/schools-closed-as-exotic-animals-prowl-ohio/?iref=allsearch[/url]

what they said on TV was the theory coming up is a release of the animals then committing suicide. also they said bears wolves and tigers on tv so I guess they got the rest ?


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