Unusually quiet
 

It's unusually quiet at work today and the streets are virtually deserted.

Where is everyone?


Paul

[quote=xilman;155010]It's unusually quiet at work today and the streets are virtually deserted.

Where is everyone?


Paul[/quote]

It's Christmas, Paul. All the shops are closed on Christmas Day.

Mods: Please move this thread into the Christmas Jokes thread.

[quote=xilman;155010]It's unusually quiet at work today and the streets are virtually deserted.

Where is everyone?


Paul[/quote]
I'm here spending Christmas alone as usual.
The local Indian shop is open, so I'll put some trousers on
and buy a can of soup and maybe a couple of beers

Merry Christmas!

[QUOTE=davieddy;155015]... so I'll put some trousers on ...[/QUOTE]Make sure they are not The Wrong Trousers grommit.

[quote=retina;155018]Make sure they are not The Wrong Trousers grommit.[/quote]
I'm afraid you lost me there.
However I succeeded in my miission without getting arrested.

Merry Christmas,
David

[QUOTE=davieddy;155029]I'm afraid you lost me there.[/QUOTE]It is your avatar dude. You mean you didn't know? Surely you knew what your avatar was? Of course you did, you're just pulling my leg, right?

[color=white]For those that don't know, google for "The Wrong Trousers"[/color]

[QUOTE=10metreh;155011]It's Christmas, Paul. All the shops are closed on Christmas Day.[/QUOTE]What! You can not be serious?

No-one saw fit to tell me.


Paul

Christmas? Wasn't that last year?

Alex

[QUOTE=xilman;155042]What! You can not be serious?

No-one saw fit to tell me.


Paul[/QUOTE]Yeah, it is pretty subtle. The first clue I had Christmas was coming was when the Muzak(t) at work started playing Christmas music [b]the day after Thanksgiving[/b].

Way too early if you ask me....

[quote=xilman;155042]What! You can not be serious?

No-one saw fit to tell me.


Paul[/quote]

Forty-love is all I can say to that.

[QUOTE=akruppa;155050]Christmas? Wasn't that last year?[/QUOTE]

No, that was Weihnacht.