Best church sign?
 

Is anybody up to the task?

[URL]http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/[/URL]

A fun sequence:

[URL]http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp[/URL]

While a graduate student at Berkeley, there was a church we would pass on the way to our church. Its name: All Souls Parrish.

Getting this one out since it is obvious

Jesus saves...
 

but Maradonna scores on the rebound.

:innocent:

There is a town a short drive away in a 'dry county', i.e. where alcohol is not sold. I remember seeing a sign in front of one of the local churches that said (I swear, to reprise Dave Barry, that I am not making this up):

"The only thing better than a Christian heart is a Christian liver"

This to me is an incitement to cannibalism. Though I admit mine may be the minority opinion.

[QUOTE=jasonp;252349]"The only thing better than a Christian heart is a Christian liver"[/QUOTE]Except, of course, for Jesus's liver. What with all that wine he was always drinking.

[size=1]A bit of liver with fava beans, goes will together.[/size]